Dirtiest Sounding Athlete Names – Basketball Edition
Being the mature, sophisticated individual that I am, I thought I would do a list of the ten dirtiest sounding names in sport. The thing is, when doing some research on the topic, I found that there were way more than ten names that needed recognition. Therefore I have decided to do a series of warm up lists to whet everyone’s appetite before getting to the gold standard of naughty names. And so enjoy this list, the ten dirtiest sounding athlete names in basketball. Warning: bad double entendres ahead.
10. Dick Harter
Whether or not his first name is a noun or a verb, Dick Harter always elicits a giggle. Or a moan of ecstasy.
9. Hot Rod Williams
You could be forgiven for thinking that Hot Rod was a porn star and not a baller. Either way he’s been described as a ‘skilled big man with a soft touch and good hands’.
I’ve come to clean ze pool…
8. Ken Bone
This coach was known for drilling his team hard and making them work up a sweat.
7. Mo Cheeks
Another player who sounds like he should have been a porn star, Mo Cheeks was an expert at handling balls.
6. Phyllis Mangina
With a name like this, I’m not sure how Phyllis Mangina was allowed to play in the women’s league.
5. Pee-Wee Gash
This guy’s name is just horrible.
4. Gregor Fucka
This Italian star became a cult hero of the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Not necessarily because of his play, but rather because Australians loved yelling out ‘Fucka! Fucka! Go you Fucka!’
3. Ivana Mandic
I’m sure her name is pronounced ‘man-dich’, but still, what a hell of an efficient way of letting people know what you want.
Ivana Mandic. I bet you do.
2. Magic Johnson
He probably should let the ladies decide for themselves. Although in fairness, Magic was great at penetrating defences and finishing at the hole.
1. Chubby Cox
Presumably only during the post-game shower.
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