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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2015/01/06/worst-words-of-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/paltrow-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paltrow Martin</image:title><image:caption>I can't believe the parents of Apple and Moses could have come up with such stupid words.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/giorgio-chiellini-bite-620.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giorgio-chiellini-bite-620</image:title><image:caption>"Oi ref!  I've just suffered the physical result of a bite!!!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-06T05:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/12/11/harry-potter-and-the-chinese-knockoffs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fillerofbig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fillerofbig</image:title><image:caption>XYZ</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chineseporcelaindoll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chineseporcelaindoll</image:title><image:caption>Why is Harry a science professor?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pearl.png</image:loc><image:title>Pearl</image:title><image:caption>XYZ</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/leopard.png</image:loc><image:title>Leopard</image:title><image:caption>XYZ</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-11T11:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/08/17/the-30-best-movie-songs-of-the-last-40-years-part-iii/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-08T08:02:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/10/31/ten-of-the-weirdest-most-distracting-and-accidentally-funny-movie-extras/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-31T12:03:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/07/20/the-30-best-movie-songs-of-the-last-40-years-part-ii/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-20T08:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/06/29/the-30-best-movie-songs-of-the-last-40-years/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-20T08:30:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/06/12/so-you-think-you-know-the-x-men-films-a-quiz/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-19T10:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/06/06/terrible-us-baby-names-of-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/theon-greyjoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Theon Greyjoy</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, don't you just want to punch this guy in the face?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/i-love-lamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I love lamp</image:title><image:caption>Perfect baby name - for a boy *or* girl!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T06:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-25T01:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/05/12/dirty-sounding-athlete-names-baseball-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dick-pole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dick-pole</image:title><image:caption>Why don't these people just call themselves Richard?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2pete-lacock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2Pete-Lacock</image:title><image:caption>"I've come to clean ze pool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-31T16:06:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/04/29/bizarre-discoveries-crazy-exes-and-the-worst-use-of-fried-chicken-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/kfc-corsage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KFC Corsage</image:title><image:caption>"It goes well with your French fries necklace."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/choppers-bitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MY BLOODY VALENTINE: WOMAN CUTS OFF TATTOO OF CHEATING EXS NAME  AND POSTS IT TO HIM</image:title><image:caption>Photos of Reynold's 'gift wrapped' tattoo.  Anyone else surprised she actually got the apostrophe correct?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dildo-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dildo fish</image:title><image:caption>Next time Bjorn, please wear some gloves, okay?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-01T22:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/04/13/movie-predictions-the-biggest-films-of-2014-part-ii-cont/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-13T11:16:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/04/10/movie-predictions-the-biggest-films-of-2014-part-ii/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-10T13:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/03/27/movie-predictions-the-biggest-films-of-2014-part-i-cont/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-27T11:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/03/25/movie-predictions-the-biggest-films-of-2014-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hunger-games-mockingjay-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hunger-games-mockingjay-movie-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-hobbit-there-and-back-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-hobbit-there-and-back-again</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-25T10:32:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/02/17/a-tribute-to-the-best-thing-about-the-sochi-winter-olympic-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/norwaycurling6.png</image:loc><image:title>NorwayCurling6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/norwaycurling5.png</image:loc><image:title>NorwayCurling5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/norwaycurling4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NorwayCurling4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/norwaycurling3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NorwayCurling3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/norwaycurling2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NorwayCurling2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/norwaycurling.png</image:loc><image:title>NorwayCurling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T06:05:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/02/11/zombeavers-the-new-sharknado/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/zombeavers-foot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombeavers foot</image:title><image:caption>"Wait - that's not my shoe."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/zombeavers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombeavers</image:title><image:caption>You'd better believe that's a bad movie poster pun!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T11:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/02/03/stupid-sports-quotes-american-football-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/moses-tablets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moses tablets</image:title><image:caption>Tablets!  Get it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jerry-rice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jerry-rice</image:title><image:caption>It's hard to be humble when you're standing in front of a jet and a sports car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tim-curry-dr-frank-n-furter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Curry Dr Frank-N-Furter</image:title><image:caption>This guy has A LOT of respect.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T22:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2014/01/19/the-silly-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/modern_mickey_nike_dunks-disney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>modern_mickey_nike_dunks-Disney</image:title><image:caption>These Nikes may look cute, but they are MORE DEADLY THAN GUNS!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cocaine-bananas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cocaine bananas</image:title><image:caption>Don't put these bananas in your kids' lunchbox.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bizarre-man-inside-washing-machine-18223320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bizarre-man-inside-washing-machine-18223320</image:title><image:caption>This is what happens when you put men in charge of the washing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-19T12:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/12/22/the-stupidest-lawsuits-of-all-time-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/michael_jordan_lookalike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael_jordan_lookalike</image:title><image:caption>Mmmm...no.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/batman-thinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman thinking</image:title><image:caption>"Let's see.  'I'm Istanbul!'  No.  'I'm Ankara!'  Nup.  'I'm Izmir!'  Nope.  'I'm Batman!'  Yes!  That works!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hammer-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hammer-pants</image:title><image:caption>I'd like to think Pearson's pants looked like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dr-evil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr Evil</image:title><image:caption>"Ten trillion dollars!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-22T01:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/random/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T04:29:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/weird-news/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T04:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/dumb-crims/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T00:49:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/movies/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T00:46:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/10/13/returning-to-the-scene-of-the-crime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/creepy-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy-guy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ugly-car-nice-rims.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly-car-nice-rims</image:title><image:caption>There's something suspicious about that car...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dumbcriminal2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumbcriminal2</image:title><image:caption>I assume this is what Linder was wearing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T00:34:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/11/04/the-stupidest-lawsuits-of-all-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/peanut-butter-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peanut-butter-image</image:title><image:caption>"Aw, hell no muthaf*cka!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/beer-babes-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer-Babes-Small</image:title><image:caption>Heads up dude, this won't happen either if you drink German beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/iphone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphone</image:title><image:caption>Get that Devil's instrument away from me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T00:32:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/09/24/punkd-ancient-rome-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/whoopee-cushion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whoopee cushion</image:title><image:caption>Property of Elagabalus.  Patent pending.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tiger-hangover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tiger Hangover</image:title><image:caption>"Elagabaluuuus!!!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-27T23:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/09/18/movie-doppelgangers-the-most-implausibly-identical-movies-of-all-time-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/turner-and-hooch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turner and Hooch</image:title><image:caption>"I just had this jacket cleaned."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/k9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>K9</image:title><image:caption>"This guy is dog gone good."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/knight-and-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Knight and Day</image:title><image:caption>Why is this film even called Knight and Day?  The characters' names are Miller and Havens.  Don't they know how movie puns work?!?  Sheesh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/killers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killers</image:title><image:caption>Most critics would've preferred the bullet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/first-daughter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Daughter</image:title><image:caption>My god.  Even the poster is boring.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chasing-liberty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chasing Liberty</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry - my dad isn't George W."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the_thin_red_line_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Thin_Red_Line_Poster</image:title><image:caption>The best damn army of one-eyed soldiers ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/saving-private-ryan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saving Private Ryan</image:title><image:caption>Not as good a poster as the one for 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/edtv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EDtv</image:title><image:caption>A reality show following Matthew McConaughey?  Spoiler alert: it features a lot of shirtless torsos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/truman-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Truman Show</image:title><image:caption>He's smiling cos he just saw EDtv's box office takings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-19T01:46:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/09/10/movie-doppelgangers-the-most-implausibly-identical-movies-of-all-time-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/friends-with-benefits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friends With Benefits</image:title><image:caption>I'm trying really hard not to make a dirty joke about their hand gestures.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/no-strings-attached.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Strings Attached</image:title><image:caption>"Hey Natalie, you know how I said that love scene was for a movie?  Well you've been Punk'd!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/terminal_velocity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Terminal_Velocity</image:title><image:caption>...twice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/drop-zone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drop Zone</image:title><image:caption>A movie about skydiving villains happened...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/armageddon_1998_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Armageddon_1998_Poster</image:title><image:caption>"Armageddon that asteroid, that's a promise.  And a pun!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/deep-impact.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deep Impact</image:title><image:caption>I'd be hugging someone with gratitude too if I found out that they gave the Aerosmith song to the other meteor movie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/volcano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Volcano</image:title><image:caption>"At least it's slightly more plausible than a volcano erupting in Los Angeles."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dantes-peak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dante's Peak</image:title><image:caption>"I can't believe a volcano is about to erupt in a small town in Washington state."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/prestige.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prestige</image:title><image:caption>"Wolverine's a pussy!" "Shut up Batman!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/illusionist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Illusionist</image:title><image:caption>"My crystal ball tells me there will be another movie just like this!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T22:07:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/09/01/justin-bieber-diary-of-a-douchebag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bieber-guitar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bieber guitar</image:title><image:caption>Dear lord Bieber.  Even the guitar has a g-string.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bruce-willis-die-hard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce willis die hard</image:title><image:caption>"What do you mean someone just compared me to Bieber?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bieber-bucket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bieber bucket</image:title><image:caption>Bieber peeing into a restaurant bucket.  And possibly also pooping into his pants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/justin-and-mally.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin-and-mally</image:title><image:caption>Not even his monkey likes him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-27T05:19:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/08/21/random-objects-saving-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/blackberry-crevasse.png</image:loc><image:title>Blackberry crevasse</image:title><image:caption>We've all been in this situation before.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mary-poppins-bag3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary Poppins bag3</image:title><image:caption>A typical woman's bag.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/money-bra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>money bra</image:title><image:caption>This smart lady is taking sensible measures that could save her life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-21T16:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/08/08/a-joining-of-titans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/samuel-f-bomb.png</image:loc><image:title>Samuel F Bomb</image:title><image:caption>He's not saying 'fudge'.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tara-reid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tara Reid</image:title><image:caption>"What? I'm not good enough to be in Sharknado 2?  This is a new low for me."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shark-on-ny-train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shark on NY train</image:title><image:caption>"So buddy, did you catch the Knicks game last night?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T09:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/08/05/a-world-full-of-cheats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/goalie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goalie</image:title><image:caption>"Oh no!  I totally let in another goal!  Oh darn it."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/zombie-patient.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombie patient</image:title><image:caption>Possibly Colleen Burns.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/man-wearing-a-mexican-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-wearing-a-mexican-hat</image:title><image:caption>"I can't believe that worked!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-05T11:27:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/07/30/arnies-best-one-liners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/arnie2013311107705.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arnie2013311107705</image:title><image:caption>"Hi, I'm Arnold.  Check out these great one liners from some of my moofies."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T12:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/07/21/how-your-favourite-film-could-have-looked-near-casting-choices-in-80s-movies-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ghostbusters-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbusters-logo</image:title><image:caption>Who ya gonna call?  Ghost Smashers!  Wait...what?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ferris-mohawk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferris Mohawk</image:title><image:caption>Johnny Depp wishes he could rock a shower mohawk like this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T12:57:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/07/12/sharknado/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sharknado-chainsaw-leap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharknado Chainsaw Leap</image:title><image:caption>No words can capture how amazing this scene is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sharknado.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharknado</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-08T04:36:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/07/08/in-case-i-rob-you-please-contact-me-on-the-following-details/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cop-pointing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Male police officer pointing</image:title><image:caption>"Leaving your birth certificate at the crime scene?  You sir, are a Dumb Crim."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bad-tracksuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnny Robinson leaving the ITV studios, London.</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure what tracksuit the Dumb Crim stole, but I hope it looked like this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-07T02:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/07/02/not-doing-your-job-properly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/asleep-at-computer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Asleep at computer</image:title><image:caption>Don't put this guy in charge of entering the nuclear launch sequence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unicornpassport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UnicornPassport</image:title><image:caption>The resemblance is uncanny.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T12:43:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/28/the-history-of-superman-on-film-part-iii-the-first-reboot-and-the-last-chance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/justice-league.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justice League</image:title><image:caption>"Yo Avengers - what are you looking at?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/man-of-steel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man of steel</image:title><image:caption>Will this be it for Superman on film, or the long awaited beginning of a franchise the fans have always wanted?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the-dark-knight_the-joker_money-620x340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Dark-Knight_The-Joker_Money-620x340</image:title><image:caption>This is approximately the amount of money The Dark Knight earned in its first weekend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/brandon-routh-christopher-reeve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandon-routh-christopher-reeve</image:title><image:caption>"Oh my god, this is embarrassing... We're wearing the same outfit."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T08:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/13/dirtiest-sounding-athlete-names-basketball-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hot-rod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot rod</image:title><image:caption>I've come to clean ze pool...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mandic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandic</image:title><image:caption>Ivana Mandic.  I bet you do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T12:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/16/funny-sports-photos-part-1-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/epicsport5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicsport5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/epicsport7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicsport7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-basketball-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-basketball-picture</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/epicsport17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicsport17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/epicsport18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicsport18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/thumbs_timed-023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumbs_timed-023</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/thumbs_timed-022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumbs_timed-022</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/epicsport6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicsport6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/epicsport26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicsport26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/epicsport8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicsport8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T12:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/20/the-history-of-superman-on-film-part-i-the-early-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/superman-donner-cut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman Donner Cut</image:title><image:caption>In 2006 Richard Donner released a version of Superman II using footage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/superman-reeve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman Reeve</image:title><image:caption>The original Man of Steel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/superman-behind-scenes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman behind scenes</image:title><image:caption>A behind the scenes shot of Superman: The Movie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/superman-brando.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superman brando</image:title><image:caption>"Kal-El, I am your father.
Um...
Line!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/supermanvsali.jpg</image:loc><image:title>supermanvsali</image:title><image:caption>Float like a butterfly vs faster than a speeding bullet: Ali was actually on the first list of names to play Superman.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T12:22:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/09/worst-film-lines-of-all-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bat20nipples_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bat%20nipples_0</image:title><image:caption>Apparently it's cold in Gotham City</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T12:16:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/25/the-history-of-superman-on-film-part-ii-the-flops-and-the-wilderness-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nicolas-cage-superman-lives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nicolas-cage-superman-lives</image:title><image:caption>The industry is undecided as to whether this photo is genuine or not, but the prospect of Nicolas Cage as Superman was real enough.  I'm scared too...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/superman-mark-pillow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman Mark Pillow</image:title><image:caption>Fear me!  For I am the ultimate villain!  I am...Mark Pillow!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/superman-prior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman Prior</image:title><image:caption>Superman carrying Richard Prior over the Grand Canyon?  We probably could have guessed how this movie would do...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T11:46:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/05/31/outstanding-outsourcing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/zebra-zoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zebra zoo</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if this was in the job description?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/college-computer-programmers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>College-Computer-Programmers</image:title><image:caption>Cold blooded killers.  Sort of.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:41:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/18/12-of-shakespeares-best-insults/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shakespeare-writing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakespeare writing</image:title><image:caption>"Yo mama is so fatteth..."  Oh yes, that is good!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/captain-planet-and-the-planeteers-image-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain-planet-and-the-planeteers-image-2</image:title><image:caption>Forget the environment - go insult someone!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-24T06:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/04/19/the-dos-and-donts-of-airline-travel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/taped-passenger.png</image:loc><image:title>Taped Passenger</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if I could do this at work?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tshirts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tshirts</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm, it's a bit chilly.  I think I'll wear...everything!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/17/how-your-favourite-film-could-have-looked-near-casting-choices-in-80s-movies-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kenny-loggins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kenny Loggins</image:title><image:caption>Kenneth Clark Loggins.  A god of the '80s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/stoltz-mcfly.gif</image:loc><image:title>Stoltz McFly</image:title><image:caption>See - I'm not making it up.  This is heavy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/karate-kid-gay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Karate Kid Gay</image:title><image:caption>Feel good, Danielsan?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:14:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/11/how-your-favourite-film-could-have-looked-near-casting-choices-in-blockbuster-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/selleck-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>selleck jones</image:title><image:caption>This almost happened</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sean-connery-gandalf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-connery-gandalf</image:title><image:caption>You ssharl not parss!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/10/arrest-me-im-a-criminal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gps-anklet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gps anklet</image:title><image:caption>This idea didn't even occur to Matheney, which is how you become a Dumb Crim.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2012/12/30/the-mayans-didnt-predict-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fart-letter.png</image:loc><image:title>Fart letter</image:title><image:caption>You know you've got a problem when you receive a letter like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/homer-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homer beer</image:title><image:caption>To alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/iron-man-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iron Man 2</image:title><image:caption>The less stupid Iron Man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:01:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/05/double-check-those-internet-pics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nic-cage-resume.png</image:loc><image:title>Nic Cage Resume</image:title><image:caption>I'm acting!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/elbowbreast1.png</image:loc><image:title>Elbowbreast</image:title><image:caption>Those elbows are at least double Ds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T12:55:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/15/creative-ways-to-beat-the-economic-crisis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/monopoly-man-300x276.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monopoly-man-300x276</image:title><image:caption>Do not approach this man - he is considered armed and dangerous. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/175px-moonlite_bunnyranch_warning_sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>175px-Moonlite_BunnyRanch_warning_sign</image:title><image:caption>An actual sign outside the Moonlite Bunny Ranch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T12:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/05/20/pimp-my-getaway-vehicle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mitsubishi-truck2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mitsubishi Truck2</image:title><image:caption>The truck Shanholtzer stole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mitsubishi-truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mitsubishi Truck</image:title><image:caption>The truck he was driving.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-19T10:44:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/08/dont-treat-your-junk-like-junk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/american-pie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American Pie</image:title><image:caption>We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T11:58:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/12/terminator-2-lock-up-your-vehicle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/terminator-looking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Terminator Looking</image:title><image:caption>Now, which police car can I steal next...?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pinkbikewithbasket.gif</image:loc><image:title>pinkBikeWithBasket</image:title><image:caption>I need your clothes, your boots, and your girly bicycle with the pink ribbons and the basket on the front.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/girly-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girly bike</image:title><image:caption>I need your clothes, your boots, and your girly bike with the basket on the front and the pink ribbons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T06:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/06/07/worst-disguise-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/robbers-markers-disguise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robbers Markers Disguise</image:title><image:caption>Also the lamest Halloween costume ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tree-disguise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tree Disguise</image:title><image:caption>Where is the Dumb Crim?  This is harder than Where's Wally...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-08T02:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/05/02/rip-chris-kelly-aka-daddy-mac-of-kriss-kross/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kriskrosskriskrossjumpwebcastr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kris+Kross+kriskrossjumpwebcastr</image:title><image:caption>This is the only image of Kriss Kross in which they are wearing some clothing the correct way around.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T15:14:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/03/23/super-heroes-and-mutant-villains-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bradford-batman-revealed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bradford Batman Revealed</image:title><image:caption>Inspiring fear into the hearts of all criminals</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-23T02:37:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/2013/03/11/super-heroes-and-mutant-villains/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bradford-batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bradford batman</image:title><image:caption>Holy spandex Batman!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mutant-rats-in-iran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mutant rats in Iran</image:title><image:caption>Public Service Announcement: Hide your cheese</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/batman-bradford-police-st-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batman bradford police station trafalgar house</image:title><image:caption>Holy spandex Batman!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T01:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://hesaidwhatnow.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2022-05-31T16:06:40+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
